I’m riding home in the fast lane and traffic is stop and go and I’m splitting through traffic. Hey A-hole. Yeah you. Quit F***ING tailgating me. I see you and no, I’m not gonna move over for you since you seem to be a jackass! Oh you’re gonna keep riding me huh? (give him the palmed hand to back off) Oh that didn’t work for you? You still like riding your front wheel up my ass. Is that it?

Boy you must be fuming now. I still won’t move over for you as we split through the cars. oh nice one! Yeah rev your engine to make sure I hear you and maybe that will make me move over. Try the horn next time and see if that works. So what happened? Did the Suzuki dealer talk you into that purchase? Or is it the bike of your dreams? And what made you go with the 750? You could piss off so many more people with the 1100.

Oh NOW you use the horn! Really? Are you really gonna try to pass me here? (give him the palmed hand to back off- again). Maybe you can’t help it. Maybe you had a bad day. Or maybe you’re just a dick for no good reason. I wonder what your focus is on? Is it my back or the road ahead? Oh wait, of course it’s got to be on me. How could you possible see the road ahead with my rear tire a mere 1 foot from your front wheel. Now I’m wondering if you see the extended mirrors up ahead on the pick-up truck. I guess we’ll find out. Oh phew…that was close… nice maneuvering. I can tell from your BestBuy shirt and sneakers outfit that you take riding seriously.

Dude, I can smell the steam of fury coming from you. I feel the energy and adrenaline. Don’t worry, I’m almost ready to change lanes and leave you to your mess of bad riding habits. Oh that’s funny how you flash your headlight at me. You must know that I can see you right? Now you’ve gotta be just a big ball of anger and frustration. I’d really love to read your blog post of this event. It would be all about a dick who wouldn’t let you get by in rush hour traffic right?

Oh finally, my exit is coming up. Oh and guess what? I have to slow down in order to jump into the right lane. That’s not gonna make you happy { downshift, apply brakes } there we go… here, I’ll give you the peace sign. Seriously man… chill out… you’re in California now.

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